99% water, 1% secret ingredient
or so the tagline says. though it looks like a picture i’ve hastily cobbled together with microsoft paint, it isn’t. i’ve taken this picture straight from Wi-Fi Speed Spray’s own listing on eBay—not negating the possibility of the use of microsoft paint, still, however.
it claims to speed up your Wi-Fi connection by lubricating the air or something like that. they say you can “even BREATHE it in”, for all you office hypochondriacs, since it only works on the “radio wave path”. eh? now i’m lost.
for all the naysayers, they’ve included a suspiciously complicated equation-map thing, just in case you thought you might be smarter than them. ha! proved you wrong.
but there’s also a bit there that says it works up to an hour under normal conditions. and they say it like it’s a big deal. moreover, they’ve put in the magic marketing words, “up to” and “normal”. which means it’ll probably work for about 15 minutes before giving up—if it even works.
let’s say it did work an hour; you’d be “reapplying” an average of 8 times a day for the regular office worker. and everywhere in the world, all the obsessive-compulsives give a collective twitch.
people are nuts.
people who buy these things are nuts
i wonder if anyone actually bought this thing.
Funny, if it actually DOES work and this guy makes millions and gajillions of dollars…man, i woulda kicked myself right in the face, innit?
ah… it was false, after all.
i seriously miss you two.
boo.
I MISS YOU TOO JUN~ *BAWL*
the terrrrrrrifffffic threesome’s reunion was TOOO SHORT THIS TIME
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hahaha. i know. oh jody. you have no idea how you brighten up my days here.
ooh ooh. i built my coffee table already! now i’m going to do a shoe shelf and bench. whoohoo.
i hope you are actually BUYING these like…”put a table together!” or “easy to assemble bench” kits and not actually fucking like chopping wood in iowa and sanding it down to MAKE FURNITURE. kana sai the other day you said you were making furniture and i waslike….uh…from…scratch?
no dear, i’m actually drilling holes into the wood and screwing them together. and then painting and varnishing them.
but they’re pre-cut and sanded already. siao. i don’t have a woodshop in my apartment, yknow?