reading several popular blogs where their authors have recounted the strange search engine keywords that have brought people to their sites, i decided to do the same for my not-in-the-slightest-bit-as-popular blog.

here goes:

sarong party girl
now, either people think (a) that i’m her, which cannot be since she has her own very prominent site with a very prominent and obvious URL or (b) that being female i’ve probably bitched about her, which i hadn’t, but made an innocuous reference to the term itself or (c) that because my surname is ho, that they can treat me with such disrespect. hmm.

classy words
such a wrong place to be for those.

contact or mail or email or phone or fax or tel site www.vickiho.com
somebody really wants to get in touch! but no one has. i feel rejected.

swinger
another uncalled-for reference to my surname, i’ll bet!

boneless
well excuse me. i believe the right term is spineless.