“you got report or not?”
i’ve decided, singaporeans are a justice-seeking, protecting-the-fallen lot. because their first instinct to any situation is to seek out an authority, to make a report, to lodge a complaint, to call police. anytime any minor injustice occurs, they’re calm and composed, taking down serial numbers or sketching descriptions of the perpetrators and situations for future reference.
this morning, i got flashed. walking along the road, a chubby, youngish guy on a motorcycle rode by really slowly and came back the other direction shortly after. the third time he came back, i thought he was fanning himself, but when i took a closer look (because i really had to squint for that), i realised he was umm, wanking off.
so.
four people i mentioned this to after during the course of the day responded immediately with, “did you get his license plate so you could make a report?” unfortunately, i didn’t. i was too appalled at the sight that i just carried on.
but just to let all you civic-conscious singaporeans know, i’ll be making that report later tonight, since i got urged so many times from so many directions. sleep tight, my fellow citizens—justice will be upheld!
update: when i made the report at 8 pm that night, mine was the third similar report of the day. that guy has a lot of… energy.
Wah ladeh you muz be velly pleetty ah! Chio BU! WAHHHH
What a freak, that last commentor. crazy nut.
you know, my site has sunk to a new low ever since i got comment-spammed by my own friend.
eeyER! eeyer is all i can say.
EEYER!
It’s a sex offense. It’s not just justice but the future of others who might benefit from your action as opposed to inaction. Excerpt from the Guardian: According to police and sex therapists who treat flashers, the “harmless old git” tag is wildly off-beam. The flasher is more likely to be a young man - they start offending in their teens and, unless treated, continue throughout their lives - who may, over time, branch out into more serious contact sex crimes, including rape. Flashers are also highly likely to become involved in crimes against children.
AND…whoever ydoj is… get a life!
not very bright…are we.
no need to report. when u see that happen, u shld have shouted ‘BONSAI!’ and then laugh. he will never do that again.
:D
just say ! HUH! so small and start laughing!
also don’t read the comments bit and do anagrams much… life is all about the joke.
Ha doesn’t beat this time when I was in Rome, and just as a (girl) friend and I rounded a corner while we were ascending the Palatine Hill, some crazy nutter sprang out from the bushes and started charging towards us, wanking with wild abandon all the while!
I don’t think we’d ever laughed quite so hard in our lives - and he did look a little crestfallen as we made a lazy retreat, cackling away to ourselves.
ouchies. jody, you crack me up. as if your new ‘hobby’ isn’t enough. you gotta come round here and go all ga-ga.
haha.
fucking hilarious. vick.
take it as a compliment. haha.
Hey Vic, posts like this definitely helps you to tabulate the number of avid readers u have.
cy> haha or all the people who find flashing and being-flashed-at amusing/disturbing enough to comment. :P
I am willing to bett that his cock must have sharnk the moment he looked carefully at you!
i’m sure it would’ve sharnked too, yodj.
oh, and i preferred your previous monikers. don’t use jody’s lah, jumbled or otherwise. that’s lamer than the usual.
what…. the…. helll
yeah you moron, and it was YDOJ. learn how to r-e-a-d and t-y-p-e