Have you ever sent one of those terribly shameless, raw e-mails to someone? Sure you have. But have you ever sent multiple copies of that same e-mail out, in a sudden, unexplainable rush of illogical thoughtflow to numerous guessed permutations of the e-mail address that since bounced back because it was cancelled in what clearly appeared to be an attempt at thwarting efforts at future e-mail correspondence?

Ah. If you have, then welcome to my world of hiccup-like crazy, where the madness sneaks up on you and causes little disturbing ripples in the otherwise calm landscape of your consciousness.

“Maybe I’ll write this e-mail… Oh… But the e-mail address is changed… Perhaps I should ask for the new one… No, wait, that’s too easy… I know! I’ll blindspam every thinkable permutation of the original e-mail address!” Hiccup

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