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April 25, 2006

I’ma Let You Drill it In

Ohhh what is with you people and your hip-hop music? That insane, monotonous Beyoncé song is playing on someone’s stereo somewhere in the office and all I keep hearing is “ooh boy you lookin’ like you like what you see nah nah NAH nah nah nah NAH nah nah nah NAH nah nah nah NAH nah nah nah NAH nah nah nah NAH nah nah nah…check on me tonight!” laced with some vocal trills she’s doing which I can only liken, given the undulating waves of volume-changes (a substitute for technique and expression I don’t think), to a woman singing shrilly passing you repetitively on a swing.

OoooOOOooooOOOooeeeyyeaaahhoooOOOoeeeeeeeeee…

The chorus, which I googled, was found to be:

Ooo boy you looking like you like what you see
Won’t you come over and check up on it
(I’ma let you work up on it)
Ladies let him check up on it
(Watch it while he check up on it)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it
Check on me tonight

I don’t think I want to know what “twirk” means. It sounds painful. But being a compulsive Googler, I do now. The explanation is equally ridiculous.


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13 Comments »

  1. FalchionApril 25, 2006 @ 2:43 pm

    ouch….sometimes Vicki, ignorance is bliss.

    To help you recover, here are some emo-centric, airy lyrics:

    I grease the lens and frame the shot
    using a friend as my stand-in
    The script had called for rain, but it was clear that day
    so we faked it
    The marker snapped and I yelled, “quiet on the set!”
    and then called, “action!”
    I kissed you in a style Clark Gable would have admired
    I thought it classic

    I want so badly to believe that there is truth
    and love is real
    and I want life in every word to the extent
    that it’s absurd
    I know you’re wise beyond your years
    but do you ever get the fear
    that your perfect verse is just a lie
    that you tell yourself to help you get by

    that you tell yourself to help you get by…
    -”Clark Gable” by “The Postal Service”

  2. SpiroApril 25, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

    I like The Postal Service! They always get me my VideoEzy Online DVDs earlier than expected!

  3. victoria — April 25, 2006 @ 5:58 pm

    Hahaha…I have to admit, it’s been awhile since I’ve used The Postal Service.

    Thanks to you too, Fal. :D

  4. FalchionApril 25, 2006 @ 10:38 pm

    vicki > you are welcome

    The group is named “The Postal Service” due to the fact that that’s how their music was written, by mailing tapes to one another.

    In 2004, the United States Postal Service sent the band a cease and desist letter citing their trademark on the phrase “postal service”. After negotiations, the USPS relented, allowing the band use of the trademark in exchange for promotional efforts on behalf of the USPS and a performance at their annual National Executive Conference. Additionally, the USPS website sells the band’s CDs.

    Just some unless little trivia…

  5. SpiroApril 25, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

    That truly is some unless trivia!

  6. lawrence — April 25, 2006 @ 10:57 pm

    ben gibbard is “nice guy”. [http://www.knotmag.com/?article=1027]

  7. FalchionApril 26, 2006 @ 10:05 am

    Sprio -> thanks dude. no need for a spellchecker with you around. Just need to use up one comment space.

    Some more “unless” trivia:
    Dep Leppard’s “Two Steps Behind” was a little known B-side that was given for the movie “Last Action Hero” cause the band was on tour and didn’t have time to write a new song. Turns out the song became way more popular than the movie.

    Spiro Agnew, name of a former US vice-president, is an anagram for “Grow a Spine” and “Grow a Penis”

    Lawrence -> thank you! That’s a great non-bias review of the two best works that Gibbard has done. Could never have said it better and the review states the reason why Gibbard is my fav song writer at the moment. The expression of new self-awareness and the maturity of taking one’s pass and becoming someone better from it. Excellent.

  8. SpiroApril 26, 2006 @ 10:10 am

    1) I knew that Def Leppard bit.

    2) I could’ve sworn I told you that Spiro Agnew bit.

    Some more unless trivia…

  9. FalchionApril 26, 2006 @ 11:01 am

    the trivia wasn’t just for you dude :)

  10. victoria — April 26, 2006 @ 11:05 am

    Thanks guys…I love trivia, “unless” or otherwise.

  11. w.April 26, 2006 @ 11:13 am

    Ha. For a while I was worried that twirk was going to have as weird a definition as gorp.

  12. jody — April 27, 2006 @ 10:25 am

    oei are you sure it isn’t WORK it.

  13. victoria — April 27, 2006 @ 10:54 pm

    apparently that’s what it means. Though don’t look at me — the lyrics I found were cut and paste from elsewhere. Stupid hip hop song.

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