This got me tittering all morning:

A guy goes to the zoo. There were no elephants there. There were no giraffes. There were no lions. There were no monkeys.

The only animal in the whole place was a stupid little hairy dog.

It was a shitzoo.

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Whoah. Watch as the new TMX Elmo (which stands for Tickle Me TEN Elmo) doll giggles, falls over laughing, wiggles in joy, gets back on his feet and falls over laughing again, pounding the ground. Each of the three successive presses elicited a varying response. While moderately creepy, I kind of want one.

Update: Also watch Kevin Clash being interviewed, who’s surprisingly the guy working and voicing Elmo.

Update 2: Robert de Niro pretending to be Elmo is priceless. Watch it till the end, please. (1)
What on earth is this? Water that doesn’t wet anything; things get submerged and remain dryâ€”cell phones work underwater, tissue emerges dry and wet painting don’t run in it. (1)

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