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This is long overdue. Once, I flippantly agreed to pimp my friend on this space, who is charming, funny, cute and genial. And then I forgot, giving excuses after excuses for not advertising her surprising-singleness. As such, she has remained single, but has many a male friend clamouring for her time. Nonetheless, she is in search of The Right One, and no one should rest till her true destiny is fulfilled.
(You’re welcome. I’ll think of a way for you to repay me.)






eriouslysay, histay isay hetay ostmay etardedray hingtay everay.
iay adhay otay. iay asway uggedbay otay eathday.
heh. Pig Latin. I could never translate it when spoken. It is so much easier when written.
hmm…interesting turn of events for this site…will you have one “pimp” post for each of your single friends now? Maybe you can charge them according to how many hits their post gets? :P
But seriously, it is nice that you are helping your friend by using what I’m sure is a wide and varied readership. And that is a nice photo of Vivian there. But wouldn’t some words about character or personality be more efficient rather than just a photo? Especially when it comes to weeding out “undesirables”?
hyway areay ouyay peakingsay histay ayway?
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Falchion> But she is very desirable. Your request turns out a null response.
Can you pimp me too? I’m too embarrassed to do it on my own blog. :) Hehehe.
vicki> Oh no doubt that she is desirable, going by the photos. But that’s the whole point.
Do you want guys replying just from what they see in the photos?
I just find it strange that you make no mention of her hobbies, likes/dislikes and other insights to her character. It’s like you’re advertising her just on physical appearance alone, which I’m pretty sure that that is not all there is to her.
more pig latin please
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or,
ahahahHahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Fal> Well, I did link to her page, so men such as yourself can go find out from the Real Deal—anything I say can only shroud the truth in a misty haze of 3rd party hearsay, after all.
hahaha…. vivian
Hi, this is too tasty for me to remain quiet.
Firstly - pimping someone out on your page? tsk, vick tsk. Secondly - asking to be pimped out on your page? Tsk, viv, tsk.
Thirdly - Speaking in pig latin? Tsk, regina, Tsk.
And lastly - ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ISN”T THERE A BETTER WAY TO GO OUT THERE ARE GET A DATE!?!?!? do you KNOW how many internet psychos are OUT there?
dudette (jody) - yes there are many psychos out there but at least they might be MORE interesting that the usual suspects we meet… :-P
and pimping - i have no shame in asking my friends for help either! heh.