Thought: If you had to turn one of these smells into a thick paste and smear it inside your nostrils, leaving the aroma lingering inside for a good number of hours, which would it be?

A) Body odour, from deep within the recesses of a hairy, sweaty, festering armpit.
B) Toe jam, straight from inbetween unaired toes, laced with the subtle stench of toenail dirt.
C) Poo. Just, poo.

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10 Comments »

cakeboy — October 19, 2006 @ 5:22 pm
i pick a) because most of my army life was like that anyway. i’d live through it again.

good seeing you last night. keep it reaaalz
jun — October 19, 2006 @ 6:06 pm
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

you should add fishy vajayjay to that list. hahaha.
victoria — October 19, 2006 @ 6:08 pm
Thank you jun. Thank you.

cakes> Very nice seeing you last night too. Hope to see you again soon. :)
jun — October 19, 2006 @ 6:10 pm
you’re online right now too… glad to hear you’re okay now, btw…

miss you. be back soon..
jody — October 20, 2006 @ 5:47 am
yeah yeah jun and vick together again at christmas:( No jody:( BOOOOOOOOOO

well….ok Jun so you’d rather smell fishy vajayjay?
w. — October 20, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Christ. I’d rather sew up my nostrils and never smell again.

But since that’s no fun, I think I’d take A.
Cy — October 20, 2006 @ 12:35 pm
a) body ordor might fit into the ‘ one man’s poison is another man’s meat’ description.

*high*
stasher — October 20, 2006 @ 6:24 pm
B.O. - but mine (and only mine); in fact i smell my armpits every so often anyway, it kinda turns me on.
jun — October 21, 2006 @ 3:25 am
no, actually. i think i’ll take option a. if it really comes down to it.
jody — October 22, 2006 @ 3:01 am
I guess A wins. Overwhelmingly.

lol