Thought: If you had to turn one of these smells into a thick paste and smear it inside your nostrils, leaving the aroma lingering inside for a good number of hours, which would it be?

A) Body odour, from deep within the recesses of a hairy, sweaty, festering armpit.
B) Toe jam, straight from inbetween unaired toes, laced with the subtle stench of toenail dirt.
C) Poo. Just, poo.