Having owned this phone for several months now, I had a look at my phone dictionary’s entered words—the ones it doesn’t already know that you have to programme in manually—and some of those were surprising. Clearly, I put them in because they were used often enough. A lot are also meaningless sounds I generate in real life then attempt to spell. (Those with asterisks are also in the dictionary as-is; I censor curses online, so why not on SMS too.)

Here’s the complete list:

It seems I read the most posts on Tuesdays. I’m guessing Monday being a moderately well-read day is due optimism about a new work week and promises to myself to keep the posts I read of the strictly work-inclined variety (i.e. tech blogs, business blogs).

Tuesdays I forget my promise easily and read a mix of fun blogs, friends’ blogs, personal interest blogs…Oh crap, what about all those tech blogs? Better click on some of those, too.

Wednesdays to Fridays start a steady (and strangely even, going by the chart) decline as deadlines catch up and I realise that articles get written when I actually write them—as opposed to clicking idly through my feed reader “getting inspiration”.

And the amount of time I spend reading on weekends is limited to the precious minutes as I read in bed, planning to conquer new reading ground, but always before the narcolepsy washes over me.

It’s like playing Russian roulette, because I never know if I’m going to wake up face-down on the keyboard, next to the laptop (getting my face fried by the fan) or mysteriously, miraculously tucked in bed.

Who knew a feed reader could say so much about you?