Having owned this phone for several months now, I had a look at my phone dictionary’s entered words—the ones it doesn’t already know that you have to programme in manually—and some of those were surprising. Clearly, I put them in because they were used often enough. A lot are also meaningless sounds I generate in real life then attempt to spell. (Those with asterisks are also in the dictionary as-is; I censor curses online, so why not on SMS too.)

Here’s the complete list:

abt	agh	aiyah	aiyoh
argh	aww	b**ch	bah
bk	blog	brg	bukit timah
cheh	cheong	comfy	crap
damn	dodgy	duh	durian
f**k	farrer	gd	geez
haduken	haha	harrumph	heh
hehe	jinx	k?	k.
lah	lasagna	karting	kenna
keppel	KL	ltr	miffed
mucus	muppet	NUS	okeydokes
okeydokey	okeypokes	omelette	omg
ooh	peking	piang	phew
pimple	pissed	prawn	psp
pui	queasy	rsvp	sh*t
sian	skiver	slut	snobbish
smurf	tmrw	twds	USB
VW	vickiho	wah	yay
yikes	yum	zdnet