The Pee Poll
Q: What does it mean when your office toilet perpetually stinks?
A: It means your colleagues are full of sh*t.
Guffaw. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week.
H’okay, decided to have a little poll running, because one of my female colleagues returned from the toilet earlier, complaining that someone left her toilet seat lined with toilet paper, and didn’t remove the dressing upon leaving.
So. Ladies only, obviously. Please vote.
I mean, nobody really wants to sit down unless they have to, right? You don’t know (and you don’t want to know) what kinda places or arses that toilet seat has seen!
Actually I frenetically scrub the seat with fistfuls of toilet paper before sitting right down. I hate lining the seat and hovering is too tiring. Haha. If possible, I think all public toilets should have a can of Lysol there for me to disinfect the seat first but oh well.
w> Haha, okay, please place a vote for lining the seat then, since it’s closest to scrubbing the seat–it’s cleaner than sitting right down and it is a paper solution, like lining. :D
lynne> When would anyone have to?? Hmmm.
singapore should just invest some of our money into those automatic toilet seat covers dispensers.
if china has it, why can’t we?
we are supposed to be (a) more advanced *coughs* (b) more civilised *coughs coughs* (c) more hygeine conscious * chokes*
where’re our toilet seat covers dispensers? heating element is a bonus.
grammar error. I meant invest money on.oops.
cy> I don’t know; I’m actually okay with cold seats, since the heated seat makes me feel like someone else’s bum was freshly on it, and for a long time at that.
And yeah, I know…we need seat covers. But it would make for quite a slippery surface for those seat-squatters. Haha.