Never again will I bitch at ugly cake designs. Never.

Went for a BlackBerry press event today, and we were all thrust with ice-cream cakes, with the sole task of designing them to be judged later.

So we were given a bowl of cream to slather, and an array of toppings for the ‘design’. The only condition was that we “seamlessly embed” the white chocolate ball somewhere, much like how the white pearl scroll ball on the phone is “seamlessly embedded”—y’know, PR marketing jazz. Fine.

After coating the cake with the cream, I was ready. So far so good.

Then I embedded the “pearl”. Whoops. It started looking a bit obscene so I threw rainbow dots on them.

Then people started looking uncomfortable, so I smiled bravely and began randomly raining toppings on, in an effort to hide my cake’s naked shame.

Uh…Yum?