Adventures in Taxi Land
Me: Take a left.
Driver starts keeping right.
Me: Uh…turn left, right?
Him: Haaa? Turn left or right? makes a right
Me: Please turn back.
Him: Left or right?
Dear Taxi Uncle, as a transport professional, ferrying many each day, you are not allowed to have body odour. You may also not scratch your armpits, whistling as you drive. Thank you.
Dear Taxi Uncle, thank you for pointing out that I speak Mandarin funny. I tried to save you the agony by speaking to you in English, but it seems you, too, are shamefully monolingual.
Yes, I really do want to take this route. Thank you. Yes, yes, this route. Yes. This one right here.
Dear Taxi Uncle, no I never did doubt that you own a successful sideline business, live in a big house, have several mistresses in addition to your beautiful wife or used to be murderously handsome in your heyday. I believe you.





