Archaic terms my mother slips into ordinary conversation without warning:

• Smithereens
• Slacks
• Dilapidated
• Halt
• Frock
• Hard liquor

This week, I was at a big tech conference show, CommunicAsia. Actually, it’s still going on; it’s the last day tomorrow. (Thank God.) It’s a little difficult conveying the gist of my experience at the presentations, so I thought I’d show you a bunch of graphs I drew up today at a particularly heavy presentation. I guess you could say I was…inspired.

The Laws of PowerPoint slides

Why take photos when you have a camera: dedicated to everyone making those artificial digital snapping sounds

Places You Really Miss the Internet

Bonus: a non-graph of a rather severe man sitting in the row in front of me—ironically, he was wearing a graph paper shirt, geddit geddit, ha ha ha