Toilet prank idea: You know how people women who are doing number two in public restrooms tend to freeze in time when someone comes in? Often, it’s to mask embarrassment at someone else hearing the splash/dunk/plop/sploosh you’re making, so quite often you get the locked, silent cubicle that’s waiting for the coast to clear.

So. Theoretically, if we could play a continuous recording of feet shuffling, doors closing and taps running about a minute after someone goes into a cubicle, wouldn’t she be stuck indefinitely?

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Overhead in the office restroom before I ran out in horror:

Girl A: Hey Girl B, I can smell what you’re doing in there!
Girl B: No, I’m only peeing, okay.
Girl A: Oh…I don’t know…smells like!
Girl B: Maybe something else came out I dunno.