It may seem cheap that I’ m relying on someone else’s funnies for this entry, but I think some things are meant to be shared. Amongst many, many people.

(And also, because I’ve kept a Google Notebook just to document all these gems.)

[2:32:46 PM] Victoria Ho says: lol at own joke
[2:32:49 PM] Victoria Ho says: LAOJ
[2:33:02 PM] Angeline Yeo says: what is LAOJ
[2:33:09 PM] Victoria Ho says: uh lol at own joke

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[2:58:33 PM] Victoria Ho says: i’m buying stuff online
[2:58:35 PM] Victoria Ho says: thinking of stuff you’d like
[2:58:40 PM] Victoria Ho says: how about a stretchy silicone sea urchin
[2:58:52 PM] Angeline Yeo says: why would i want something like that
[2:58:59 PM] Angeline Yeo says: i can’t even put that in my bra
[2:59:17 PM] Angeline Yeo says: POKEY BOOB
[2:59:22 PM] Angeline Yeo says: wait. how do you spell poky
[2:59:23 PM] Angeline Yeo says: pokey?

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[2:38:36 PM] Angeline Yeo says: u know what. the toilet was damn smelly.
[2:38:41 PM] Angeline Yeo says: for some strange reason.
[2:38:58 PM] Victoria Ho says: i always breathe through my mouth in public toilets.
[2:39:03 PM] Victoria Ho says: cannot help it.
[2:39:10 PM] Angeline Yeo says: YUCK I CANNOT DO THATTTTT
[2:39:21 PM] Angeline Yeo says: it feels like eating the poop molecules kthx
[2:40:23 PM] Victoria Ho says: but it is not true
[2:40:30 PM] Victoria Ho says: because breathing them in STICKS IN NOSE FOR REST OF DAY
[2:41:12 PM] Angeline Yeo says: but at least it NO GO INTO MOUTH AND TUMMEHHH
[2:41:26 PM] Angeline Yeo says: i can imagine the little shit molecules going down
[2:41:43 PM] Victoria Ho says: umm
[2:41:51 PM] Victoria Ho says: when you breathe through your mouth
[2:41:54 PM] Victoria Ho says: it still goes into your lungs
[2:42:01 PM] Victoria Ho says: *saves this to notebook*
[2:42:01 PM] Angeline Yeo says: eh.
[2:42:03 PM] Angeline Yeo says: OMG

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[2:34:15 PM] Victoria Ho says: *saves this to blog*
[2:34:39 PM] Angeline Yeo says: THERE’S TOO MUCH OF THAT GOING ON