like a b-grade sci fi flick

cabana spider

self gratifying toothpaste... whoohoo!

calling the mother ship

the juvenile irony of it all

the office Dog of Nobility
or
the office Snobbish Bitch
*buh dum chhh*

mr watersplash smileyface

a yao ming-sized matchstick, where else but in beijing

chinese fast food at "zhen gong fu" (literally translated: real kung fu), complete with mysteriously black and wobbly chicken bits in the soup.

blocky, modern housing in beijing

breast massagers at watsons in beijing

my first business trip! at the sybase ASE 15 launch in beijing. complete with chinkychong tea cup.

the roof at the Great Wall hotel

right next to the no-smoking sign, too.

the glass door at singtel suddenly breaks and passersby spend time staring into the shop of employees freaking out