surreptitious whispering in corners

chug chug chug in traffic

how to not work smart

found a whole stack of 4R film printouts in the office that were taken by someone whom i assume must have wanted to archive the magazine by taking pictures of each page.

"maybe it's for his or her portfolio," said our graphic designer.

couldn't they have, oh i don't know, saved a copy of the magazine instead?

yong tau foo and mirrors

i just realised they use a mirror to create the illusion of the overflowing abundance of ingredients on display. i'm onto you guys...

extra safe

extra hard-to-reach so you give sex a second thought.

wheelchair monet

it's a wheelchair faking a monet

ballOOns

not for the dirty ones